When saving a quick quid goes too far
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Wonga is all for money saving and careful budgeting, but surviving the credit crunch can be a gloomy business and we all need cheering up from time to time. That’s why we’ve been giggling over a spoof list of thrifty tips for saving a quick quid on Lovemoney.com.
Judging from some of the comments left, not everyone has understood they were having their leg pulled, but some of these suggestions certainly made us laugh…
1) Don’t pay babysitters. Instead, “get young couples who are thinking about having kids to ‘rent’ yours for the evening. They get to see what it will be like, and you can get paid instead of paying for sitters.”
2) Tell everyone you’ll be out of town for Christmas. “That way, you can shop in the January sales for presents.”
3) Scour the office for the humble penny. “A good place to find money is on people’s desks. If you look in the cup that has pens and pencils or the container that holds the paper clips and rubber bands you can be sure to find small coins covered with lint.” (Editor’s note: This is stealing. So I don’t recommend it.)
4) Stamp out food waste in the kitchen. “After eating avocado, rub the inside of the skin against your face, it makes a great face pack. You can also use it to buff your shoes.”
Alternatively:
“I buy whole milk and when nobody is looking the milk gets a good glug of water from the tap to eek it out a little further.”
Or:
“When we have toast and jam, I spread the butter on the outside edges of the toast and spread the jam in the middle to fool my other half. Looks proper but doesn’t really taste any different.”
5) Toilet tips. “Squeeze a loo roll into an oval shape. It doesn’t roll out so easily - and kids tend not to use yards at a time!”
6) Car costs. “Park forward-facing when possible; reversing takes more gas.”
Of course if you’re seriously interested in getting better control of your finances, we strongly suggest using a budget. Use Wonga’s free budget service, it’s easier than you might think.













